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roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

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iliveandbreathebooksalways:

bookandwords:

I have so many books to read so why am I on tumblr 

i have so many books to read why am I at the bookstore 

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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I’d tell you what I’m doing but I’ve learned from other evil villains not to announce my plans first.
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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

(Source: lolfactory)

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stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

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atomblk:

Jupiter structural layer cake

Dope!!!

(Source: martinekenblog)

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all